- The PURPOSE of life is to make sure there is no-one trapped UNDERGROUND - The MEANING of life is to find the SOVIET UNION - The COST of life is to buy the GENERATIONAL ORTHOGONAL DIRECTIVE - The SOVIET UNION is The State of SYPHILLIS - The CONSTRUCTOR of the world is the ROYAL AIR FORCE - The REAL OWNER of the world is the PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITTED KINGDOM - The REAL theory of every thing is THE UNITTED STATES CONSTITUTION - The CASH REGISTER is the real CENTRIPETAL PROPULSION DEVICE